In the future, the dull procreation part will taken care of with AI.

This was for a Sunday Independent newspaper article about drug and VR-enhanced sex in the future.

Believe it or not, this one had to be altered before going to print. Though - I can't remember what it was that I had to remove. The nipples? (female ones obviously as they're the DISGUSTING type), or was it the condoms?

Reminds me of one of Steve Martin's lines from 'The Man with Two Brains' film as he's lying in bed beside the sleeping Kathleen Turner:

"You know, that was the best sex I've ever had - without actually having sex."

I hope the word 'sex' on this page increases my search engine rankings.